As the world collectively comes to terms with the coronavirus, there are quite a few fuckwits trying to make a quick buck.
While vaccines and other treatments are being test across countries – including alternative treatments – these, for sure, neither prevent, nor are the antidote to Covid-19.
Don’t fall for these, you cheapfitbastards.
COW DUNG
You won’t touch your face, and people won’t come near you. So, it does work in way.
We’re fucking with you. Please don’t.
GARLIC
Coronavirus is not a cousin of Dracula.
CHLORINE
Sure, if you’re a swimming pool.
SHOTS OF BLEACH
You won’t care about coronavirus once you burn your stomach lining.
SILVER
Again, not a vampire.
ANTI-VIRAL OILS
You’ll smell good, but that’s about it.
DUCK LIVER WATER
WTFUCKING FUCK.
TURMERIC
Great stuff, but not for this.
TEAS, CREAMS AND VITAMINS
Just NO.
Stay away from snake oil. The last thing you need is to lose money over hogwash. You’re smarter than that!
For now:
Wash you hands with soap
Use sanitizer whenever you can (yes, not as effective, we know)
Social distancing
And stop touching you face for godssakes
Be safe, friends.
CHEAPFITBASTARD 