Don’t be fooled during the coronavirus chaos

As the world collectively comes to terms with the coronavirus, there are quite a few fuckwits trying to make a quick buck.

While vaccines and other treatments are being test across countries – including alternative treatments – these, for sure, neither prevent, nor are the antidote to Covid-19.

Don’t fall for these, you cheapfitbastards.

COW DUNG

You won’t touch your face, and people won’t come near you. So, it does work in way.

We’re fucking with you. Please don’t.

GARLIC

Coronavirus is not a cousin of Dracula.

CHLORINE

Sure, if you’re a swimming pool.

SHOTS OF BLEACH

You won’t care about coronavirus once you burn your stomach lining.

SILVER

Again, not a vampire.

ANTI-VIRAL OILS

You’ll smell good, but that’s about it.

DUCK LIVER WATER

WTFUCKING FUCK.

TURMERIC

Great stuff, but not for this.

TEAS, CREAMS AND VITAMINS

Just NO.

Stay away from snake oil. The last thing you need is to lose money over hogwash. You’re smarter than that!

For now:

Wash you hands with soap

Use sanitizer whenever you can (yes, not as effective, we know)

Social distancing

And stop touching you face for godssakes

Be safe, friends.

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